Jennifer and Courtney - Hot Monkey Lovin!
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*Please note: We mean "wet" as in swimming pool. Get your mind out of the gutter.
American Knowledge About Canada On Display
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GO America! As a side note Republican Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee flunked the Canadian test. But then again it's not America, so it doesn't matter. Right?
Wisconsin Apparently Out Of Women
In April of 2005, 21-year-old Bryan Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin (--in the northwest part of the state, right on the Minnesota border), was convicted of felony mistreatment of an animal, after he killed a horse and then had bestial, necrophiliac relations with it.
--He did 18 months in jail. He also got six years of probation because he stole his friend's car . . . to drive himself to get-it-on with the dead horse.
--WELL . . . last Friday, Bryan had his probation revoked after he was convicted of . . . having bestial, necrophiliac relations with a dead DEER. Turns out, RIGHT when Bryan got out of jail for the horse incident, he tracked down a deer . . . slaughtered it . . . and had his way with it.
(--We've actually told you about Bryan before . . . in case you forgot, he was trying to fight the sexual gratification with an animal charges against him by using the argument that since the animals were DEAD, they weren't technically animals anymore, just corpses.)
--Since then, he's also violated his probation by using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation officer, having unapproved contact with a minor . . . and having sexual relations with a human adult. (--Humans??? Disgusting.)
--Bryan's been sentenced to nine more months in jail. (Superior Telegram / The Smoking Gun)
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